BATTLE OF THE SEXES

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does
Men always want to be a woman's first love
Women like to be a man's last romance

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks
A woman loses hers after four kisses
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and
love him a little
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all